white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
drake is gonna write a song called “the chair” and its gonna drop at number one where he’s just rapping about his experience in that video seeing gods he doesn’t even believe in
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
It’s kinda crazy how fast things change but you don’t realize until it hits you. Like summer… Idk I miss summer and we’ve only been in school like 2 days. I don’t even miss not being school it’s just that people were more pleasant in the summer. More things were happening and now after two days I feel like I’m just sucked back into this life where my main priority is school and everything else is a kind of blurry distant background and I hate that because I want to prioritize other things. I want to prioritize my own happiness like doing things that really make me happy like I did over the summer but I can’t because fucking IB program takes my entire life. I’m just sick of waiting for my life to start cause I have to put up with high school. Like what kind of bullshit is that?
I’m tired and the week isn’t even over yet.
how to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
how not to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
me on the drive to school